'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.
Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.
by NannyMary13835 January 19, 2017
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A Fart expelled from the butt that moves to the front around the testicles.
We were watching the game when Joe tarted in the leather chair and made his shorts jiggle.
by Air Bubble July 4, 2012
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A person who is a bit egg-headed and does not understand things very easily. All this person can remember is the scrambled egg in their head. This person means well but ends up messing everything up.
You're such a tart!
by youtart November 2, 2014
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A Pop-Tart that wont pop.
Tart, a not vry good food to eat. PopTarts are much better
by oStevieBo October 15, 2007
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An indistinguishable young schoolgirl whom dresses in uniform and behaves in a seemingly innocent manner. Deep down, said girls are usually inexplicably open minded and evil. Often Catholic, these creatures mature at the age of 20 where they begin the process of metamorphosis, whereby they transform into what we know as a whore.

Known tarts include Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Amelie Smith, and Anya Mitchell
Yo dude that tart over there is giving you evils, i think you may have stepped on her foot or something
by Randolph Canterfield November 14, 2010
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Mother: Were you hanging out with those damn tarts again?
Teenage son: Mom they aren't sluts they just dress like them
by Candycaneeee November 12, 2010
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A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.
There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.
by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007
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