A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
by SG5 August 27, 2016
When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
by Killmeplz July 4, 2022
When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.
Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.
by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023
“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”
by Blakerblock January 21, 2023
"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."
by J-Unit138 May 12, 2012
When a person is too lazy to shovel their driveway so they just drive over it a bunch of times in their ghetto cruiser to flatten it out, often getting stuck at the end of it.
"Hey, did you see the neighbor try to use his nigger snowblower? He got stuck so bad it took 4 people to push him out!"
by TheManwiththePlanhellyeah December 13, 2008
When a girl is giving a guy a bj in the snow and he cums and it semi-freezes from the cold. The cold makes it like a frozen slushi.
by TRX534 October 17, 2009