n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave
by -syn- March 24, 2007
by Pseudonym78 August 30, 2008
Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013
Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
by wamboozled October 7, 2014
When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
by Drew Bob September 14, 2006
When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.
by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004
A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011