Hardcore pornographic films marketed to the art crowd as art films.
"My uncle had a business; films, called 'silky films.' They catered to the art crowd. French babes, soft focus, lots of sheer curtains. Classy stuff."
-- Benny, "Tromeo and Juliet"
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A Playa Hater played by Dave Chappelle on Chappelle's Show that attends the Playa Hater's Ball. Is the Playa Hater for 2002 and 2003.
I've heard her(Kelly Osbourne) song Papa Don't Preach. I've got a song for her it's called Daughta Don't Sing- Silky Johnson
by James Bond! September 8, 2004
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A pair of skin-tight silk track suit bottoms usually with 1 or 2 bold stripes running down each side. Common in area's such as Middlesborough or Flintshire etc.
" fuck me arrr kid, these silks are TOO fuckin tight, do ye wan em?"
by John Gaskell February 12, 2004
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Any person bearing a brand of clothing such as "Affliction" "Ed Hardy" or "True Religion" accompanied by a pair of gator boots. Such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. Majority of Silky Boners reside in Scottsdale, AZ.
"OMG! I just saw a silky boner in the parking lot, he was waring Chanel glasses, a v neck Affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. What a tool!!"
by Antisilkyboner.com November 21, 2009
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A group of indie teenagers who pride themselves on being an exclusive group. They enjoy pretension and obnoxious music.
They also enjoy crowding Broadripple Bagel deli and bragging about doing obscure things in obscure places with obscure people.
They frequently don unusual clothing and declare it vintage. However, much of their clothing comes from Urban outfitters, Hollister, or The Gap.
Every 6 months they dispose an old member to let in new blood, nevertheless, the booted old member generally rejoins the fold after bribes and flattery.
In closing, lame group of individuals
Girl: Did you see those Silky Cups ?
Boy: Yeah they look like a bunch of idiots.
Girl: Do you think we should let them know?
Boy: Nah, they're happier not knowing
by Old Friend November 2, 2007
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arose from the player hater of the year, Silky Johnson. Denotes a dapper-dressing man, usually sporting polyester. Always ready with a witty quip to defame someone.
"That nigga'z a reel silky johnson."

"Bucknasty, what can i say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.. It looks bombed-out and depleted.." -Silky Johnson
by jimmy j souf side STL July 4, 2004
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When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.
Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.
by akellz December 8, 2016
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