The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.

Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.

The Scruffy Lionel by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018

Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.

Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didn’t even get a blowy

Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt by Bakka January 20, 2020

beat it scruffy 

how to tell someone to fuck off

your joking, wanna go out with you...beat it scuffy

beat it scruffy by m.powell February 6, 2004

Hot Scruff 

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.

Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hot Scruff by Hottscruff June 26, 2009

Sophomore Scruff 

Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.

Did you see John's sophomore scruff it looks like he glued pubic hair in random places on his face.

Sophomore Scruff by timd1234 October 6, 2010

perma-scruff 

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.

Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.

perma-scruff by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012

Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.

"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"

Scruff Rugged by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010