A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.
Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021
a samsung ring tone is very nice for a history teacher and they like to interrupt history class, and get innocent girls in trouble, and they still love their phones. this normally happens in grade 6 it is part of puberty.
by Lilly___23143tbvx February 6, 2020
One of the worst TV models Samsung has manufactured. Largely due to capacitor/mainboard problems resulting in the TV turning on and off several times with sometimes a glitching picture and/or loud screeching sound.
This Samsung LN40A550 TV is so messed up that I have to worry about my ears ringing everytime I turn it on!
by 1_sub July 3, 2022
Fucking underrated phone that's never talked about EVER, it has cool specs a flippy camera and whatnot but the battery is shit, still bigger than iPhones though
"Hey dude what phone is that?"
"It's a Samsung A80 it has that flippy camera"
*Drops phone*
"Fuck......"
"It's a Samsung A80 it has that flippy camera"
*Drops phone*
"Fuck......"
by Ruiz ^_^ May 16, 2020
Fans that are totally braindead and would defend samsung at any will and cost and raid anyones justifiable opinion against their products. They spend most on their time on their plastic and metal just sitting hours all day and talking shit about apple users and how they financially idiots they are yet most samsung fanboys would go out buy a new samsung without good consideration of products true worth. they’re the most annoying people to exist
Samsung Fanboys: yeah i got the new 30000$ ICondom Ultra 6G Galaxy Pen S.E.X
Person: Yeah who cares get what to pay for
Samsung Fanboy: OMG lol ur a stupid iSheep Apple is trash cause don’t have customizability
Person: Ecosystem is Convenient
Samsung Fanboys: ahh stfu go suck on apple cock and the iphone 12 has weak batteries and has no Customizability
Person: Samsung Fanboy detected
Person: Yeah who cares get what to pay for
Samsung Fanboy: OMG lol ur a stupid iSheep Apple is trash cause don’t have customizability
Person: Ecosystem is Convenient
Samsung Fanboys: ahh stfu go suck on apple cock and the iphone 12 has weak batteries and has no Customizability
Person: Samsung Fanboy detected
by weebsjustsuck November 26, 2020
There are two definitions of Samsung Galaxy.
1: An extremely dangerous, weapons-grade explosive that was invented in South Korea.
2: A Smartphone
1: An extremely dangerous, weapons-grade explosive that was invented in South Korea.
2: A Smartphone
Policeman 1: There number of arms dealing rings skyrocketed after that South Korean explosive came onto the market.
Policeman 2: Don't worry, those aren't arms dealers. They're just electronics stores selling the new Samsung Galaxy.
Policeman 2: Don't worry, those aren't arms dealers. They're just electronics stores selling the new Samsung Galaxy.
by Brutus The Definer July 5, 2018