when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.
blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...
by jujo and black bastard February 24, 2011
by diskullman February 3, 2010
When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come
Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.
by Chalise April 23, 2009
to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.
by desperado_gun February 22, 2010
1. To tamper with a piece of meat.
2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).
Adapted from American Pie
See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).
Adapted from American Pie
See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
by turbanator December 30, 2003
by MAX power July 22, 2013
Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.
by Buskirk November 23, 2007