An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.
Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"
by BetterThanDjibouti April 25, 2011
Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
by catmann5418 October 7, 2007
A girl that is usually between the ages of 12-15, this girl is starting to grow breasts and appealing to guys (or girls...whatever floats her boat). This is when her curves should set in, her hair is set to one color, and she starts to be involved in cliques. She wears makeup to get a guy's attention and is usually too shy to ask a guy out. Between this time period, she may become two-faced, a bitch, an disloyal friend or a liar. This is when people start to judge her and the guys figure out what kind of girl she will be after her adolescent time period.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany?
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!
Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.
Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!
Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.
Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.
by vern the fern December 27, 2011
Where a person who is under 13 gets in a car and drive. There or sometimes cases of it. Usually they cat cased by the cops.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
He's in a preteen sex club
by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010
A orgy that teen have that they get preteens to come to and the more the better so they can all have sex together.
Lets have a teen preteen orgy.
by Deep blue 2012 July 21, 2010
by lick-a-clit March 1, 2011