Two old men whistling into eachothers anus' whilst titillating the Gooch with their fingertips to resemble the playing of a flute.
by MamaSolo May 6, 2017
1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010
by Moloko December 6, 2005
A small tube firework that emits a loud, piercing screech for about 30 seconds. Very loud an annoying. Can be used to make homemade fireworks.
A small tube firework that emits a loud, piercing screech for about 30 seconds. Very loud an annoying. Can be used to make homemade fireworks
by waggles June 18, 2005
when you have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob, but you're holding in a shit and you shit down the giver's hand while cumming in their mouth
remember maxine from accounting? shes a total freak, we went out last week and she said she wanted to give me a dirty piccolo in the back of the mail room. the janitor walked in right before she finished me...
by Spankin Johnny August 25, 2019
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by Constable Jeevas April 6, 2009