by Mikie J June 26, 2004
basically its the inner sweet nectar of a womans vaginal quaters. the juice that drips from the minge when a female is sexually aroused.
by shlongus the pillager July 1, 2008
A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.
Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.
Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!
Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!
by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017
A game played while urinating. It is played by firing a loogie and then destroying it with a fierce stream of urine before it hits the ground. Very similar to the ancient game of missle crisis.
by Headdy B March 16, 2008
Left over Hot Cheeto chili residue in your throat while eating Hot Cheetos. Very difficult to get rid of and mildly annoying.
Fred: man i got da munchies dawg!
Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?
Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.
Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...
Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?
Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.
Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...
by dannyram January 25, 2010
The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009