Obsidian Orangutan

One of the many slurs for black people

Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-

by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

orangutan bushfire

While fucking a girl in the missionary position proceed to light her pubic hairs on fire and then cum on them to put them out.

"I was fucking this bitch and I pulled an orangutan bushfire. I never saw her again."

by My3lbd July 16, 2003

Orangutan Nipples

Primitive primate whose nipples cover most of his/her breast. Often feeds off of hot carl sacks. Which is whats left after you beat someone with a hot carl.

Logan has Orangutan Nipples!!!!

by Orangina Joe February 13, 2009

orangutan poot

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates

guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Quantum Orangutan

Slur. Used in the early 2000’s to describe chubby/overweight black people

“Someone tell this quantum orangutan to go to the gym please”

by negrothehero April 30, 2023

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021