Beef Curtains

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` August 20, 2008

beef curtain

1. Oh wow, what a beef curtain she must have!

by stunani June 30, 2009

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 23, 2005

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

by N. Culv September 9, 2003