velvet ditch

A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.

Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.

People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.

by Visit Oxford MS February 23, 2021

Velvet-fu

a variation of martial arts not used for actual combat but to show off and look fancy while doing so

alex lost in the tournament because he was relying on Velvet-fu

by RiceMoneyLain April 23, 2019

The Velvet Underground

The Velvet Underground proved to the world that noise can be beautiful, thus influenced Jim Morrison, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, The Strokes, they invented punk.

Listen to the The Velvet Underground´s album White Light / White Heat and look at the year that was, you think that all the music sounded so at these times.

by Beto on the rocks March 15, 2008

velvet swagger

a.Polished and smooth in manner, polite, refined, and elegant.
b.implies shrewd as well as tactful and suave handling of people
c.an individual who obtains a level of suavity which is unparalleled
d.stresses an ability to deal with ticklish situations tactfully

1) the way he carries himself is unique. he has a velvet swagger

by j.barber December 21, 2009

Velvet turtle

A masturbation device, home made or store bought

Hugo offered to hold my velvet turtle while I break it in.

by Moe976 November 18, 2009

velvet mafia

another expression used to refer to the gay mafia

The velvet mafia has had control over the Oscar votes for years now.

by OKAMA September 28, 2003

Velvet Goldmine

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.

"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."

by daverj August 29, 2006