Beer

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

by headycheese February 16, 2006

BEER

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 15, 2003

by SuperSonicX August 28, 2005

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork June 21, 2005

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.