Bro 1: did you see that chicks GP's!?
Bro 2: yeah bro, I'm gettin that tonight!
Bro 1: bro, 90% of chicks that wear GP's have a bush...
Bro 2: FUCK!
Bro 2: yeah bro, I'm gettin that tonight!
Bro 1: bro, 90% of chicks that wear GP's have a bush...
Bro 2: FUCK!
by Jojo900 June 13, 2011

A digital crutch used by people who proudly claim to be handicapped with a poor sense of direction or a poor mental map of their surroundings.
Relying on GPS weakens our natural ability to find our own way, while atrophying other cognitive skills that are needed to navigate our oft-complicated lives—we need to resurrect the lost art of getting out of our comfort zone and finding our way without a map or GPS.
by MathPlus February 20, 2018

by amstronglikebull October 3, 2021

Global positioning system. The device wants to tell you where to go but always recalculates. Because you come up with a better route to your destination.
"Follow your GPS."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."
by YoukoM November 25, 2017

by toni s. May 22, 2006

*Hot redhead walks in*
Tyler: GP GP GP GP
Alex: WHERE?!
Tyler: HOLY FUCK GP
Alex: WHERE?!
Tyler: dood right there
Alex: HOLY SHIIIIITT GPGPGP
Tyler: GP GP GP GP
Alex: WHERE?!
Tyler: HOLY FUCK GP
Alex: WHERE?!
Tyler: dood right there
Alex: HOLY SHIIIIITT GPGPGP
by roflroflftw August 10, 2012
