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old people homes 

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die
grandpa is gonna die in that old people homes
old people homes by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021

Old People Thing 

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

Old People Day

Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life
Hey gramps it’s old people day let’s go do something
Old People Day by Conneryjames64 December 5, 2023

old people dust 

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
old people dust by rwellz April 26, 2024

Old People Shenanigames 

Basically, it's people who are over 60 doing silly, silly, or dishonest things, usually done in a funny or lighthearted way. Sometimes they don't even realize they're doing what they're doing.

The word is often used in the plural, and it can imply that an old person is up to something, either playfully naughty or deceitful.
"Grandma was putting stuff in the shopping cart when I wasn't looking. Old people shenanigames again."

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!