Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 21, 2022
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When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.
by aseigler September 7, 2011
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A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.
Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?
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Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.
That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.
by Meussieur June 20, 2010
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Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
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When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.
Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!
by greekgrl March 9, 2012
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A person who doesn’t like to be online and prefers to be offline due to environment, social skills, & emotions.
Oh ok, I have to go”. -But becomes an offliner and never come back til 2-3 days later
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