The process in which one overspends on a material item to make one's self feel much more worthy in relation to amount they spent. (i.e. feeding one's ego). Ego is not the actual self perception, but in fact the expected gratification one feels they deserve.
by Chris Knowles October 14, 2007
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Someone who thinks highly of themselves *cough* Andy *cough*
Andy has a huge ego.
by :9 August 9, 2018
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Two paths diverge in a wood, we see one (wo)man walk twoards herself/himself, and (s)he says "egoI walk this path"

, we see two stars float along a trail and they say "{ego}we walk this path"
Ego to take and want what i please.

Ego to take and want what >+< please.
by Diamondone January 6, 2007
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The way to a man's heart is not stroking his ego, the way to a six year old boys heart is. A six year old boyfriend is fun though.
Which one of us do you love honey me or the six year old? I have the bigger ego, that's intense of me.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018
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Misinformation describes it as just about anything.
Girl- We tell those guys they are more talented than they are.

Playing up to somebody's ego only works when the other person doesn't question the bullshit the one trying to play up to their ego is trying to feed them (hears someone say they are talented and doesn't question it, just buys it).
by Solid Mantis November 23, 2020
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Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.
Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'
by H3NR7 March 5, 2012
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When you have an alter ego named walter.
"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"
by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010
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