Nib

Nib is to be a moron or to do a foolish act. It originated in the island of Aquister when one of the tourists heard the islanders speaking there own language and mistaken the conversation context. The tourists then started using this word and eventually came to be the definition of stupid.

A guy is doing relay and practicing on a soccer field and runs into the post of soccer net while looking back to take the baton from his teammate a guy watching says man that guys such a flipping nib.

by Fruitloopdeloop August 24, 2009

Nib

A person who is extremely surpassed noob and is that much of a fucking idiot that he doesn't even deserve to have the 2 "o"s in noob. So instead he gets an "I"

Nib: O WAZ UP?!?111?1/1/1oneslashslashoneeleven

(the nib's brainwaves transfer to the person and he wants to start crying)

Person: ...

by Gerbblerable August 02, 2009

NIB

An excellent Ozzy Osbourne song.

"I will give you those things you thought unreal,
The Sun The Moon The Stars, all have my seal."
--NIB

by Deltafloorlines September 11, 2009

nib

a penis. thats it really.

Male 1: "you watch hollyoaks/read heat (or similiarly girlish activity) last nite"
Male 2: buddy, you need to grow a nib

by jed mitchell April 17, 2007

nib

The "crack" of the licorice family, Twizzler nibs are notorious for their delicious taste. However, they are considered rather posh in accordance to their price point which is often much higher than regular licorice ropes.

"I've never had a nib."
"You mean you're a nib noob?"

by newcottness December 30, 2007

Nib

Adj. Nib

1. Sunderland slang (mackem) used to depict someone as a penis.

2. Reference to the male genetalia.

'God, would you look at him, he's a right nib'

'By god, he has got some nib on him'

by Mackem Joe March 20, 2008

Mista Nibs

A name that is given by Jamaican Sociology teachers for students that show potential. It is also a rap name of someone named Libin.

Wow, he is a true Mista Nibs!

by Claudette Smith June 23, 2011