NAP 

NAP, meaning Nerd And Proud, can be applied to any person, as an abusive term, or can be applied to ones self as proudness or use of computers or technology.

Daryl: I just got a headshot on Counter-Strike: Source!
Jack: OH YOU NAP!

NAP by Carl Barat January 9, 2009

NAP 

Nicotine, Alcohol and Pussy
Acronym used to subtly express a need for Cigarettes, Booze and Cunt, either at the same time or one at a time. Can be a combination of any of those factors. Commonly used altogether.

Dude 1 - Man I've had a rough week
Dude 2 - Shit, you should take it easy
Dude 1 - Nah, I need a NAP night

NAP by solidsnake2010 October 20, 2009

Nap 

to sleep for a random, yet large number of hours, while at the same time, unknowingly, misleading her friends into believing she's been dead, has disappeared or is secretly taking a poop, when in reality she is just bundled up, all cozy under her heating blanket and warm comforter, smiling and snorring her little head off

My friend took a very long nap and had me scared to the point of realeasing toxic waste in my pants

Nap by ahhyessspink3l3phants! May 29, 2011

nap 

N.A.P. - naked and playing

Hey Julie I'm tired (wink) wanna take a N.A.P.?

nap by clifford August 3, 2005

Nap 

A session of sleep that is a complete waste of life. Naps are usually taken by those without jobs or stable social lives.

She thinks its cute to take naps and tell everyone, when in fact people see her as a waste of space.

Nap by Thesimol October 16, 2008

nap 

a made up white person word for nappy

Grossss dis food is soo nap!

nap by Deep Fried and Freez Dried May 24, 2009

nap 

French version of noob.
French people often use the sentance: "lyl nap"
This is self-experience from my gaming.
I dont think that "nap" is a real french word.

French player has joined the game >_<
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player: lyl nap!
French player has died.

nap by debleckdeth August 30, 2006