mortal kombat

It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"

"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"

by Rane May 9, 2003

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 29, 2008

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

by Nk April 26, 2003

Mortal Cumbat

When you are piledriving a girl and when you are about to ejaculate so you dropkick her so her spine bends to her front so she breaks her back and or neck, then you cum on her screaming FLAWLESS VICTORY

Did you her Kevin Mortal Cumbated Nico and was arrested

by RedYetiGorillaz February 19, 2014

Mortal Kombat

Mortal, meaning can die, and Kombat, meaning -well- to fight.
Shao Kahn, Shang Stung, GOro, Kintaro, Quan Shi, to name a few well know 'bad guys' in an epic game that has given birth to a whole new genre of computer gaming! Without it i would curl up into a little ball and weep...

Example? You want an EXAMPLE??!! You can's HANDLE and example!!!!

by TheUltimateFreakMobile January 12, 2005

Mortal Kombat

The best fighting game, has Sub-Zero (my favorite), Scorpion, Liu Kang, Goro, Shao Kahn, and other fighters. Recommended!

Ha, liberists and feminist failed.

SFII: Yeah, I da best game eva.

UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?

PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!

Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.

PPL: OMG FATALITYS!

SFII: Guys? come back!

(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)

by dekabreak April 20, 2007