Monke

the perfect creation of god

Reject humanity, Return to monke

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 18, 2021

Monk

an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the USA cable network, centering around the character of Adrian Monk (played by Tony Shalhoub), a San Fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, Trudy.

i usually don't watch TV, but i make an exception for Monk.

by dagger_grrl February 17, 2004

Monk

I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.

Monks love teh monastery.

by mcire June 20, 2005

monk

Monk is a word that can be used in place of many other words just for the fuck of it. It can be used as an adjective noun or verb

1. yo bro I think I'm gonna get my monk on with that girl.
2. monk off man.
3. stop being so monking annoying

4. you down to monk? (dtm)

by patharvey March 19, 2018

Monk

short for Monkey, used to describe someones annoying behavior

that wasteman's a monk ahlie.

by heybitch2000 May 18, 2018

Monk

An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.

It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........

by *August* August 13, 2005

monk

South Floridian slang term for "vagina"

JJ: Lil' nigga Saki eat that monk
Saki: Fuck you, maaaaan.

by Tenenbaum December 17, 2006