by gy6h April 14, 2008
A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 25, 2017
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.
by nhbmaing August 8, 2014
by AnythingIsPossiblee December 23, 2017
A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.
"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"
huh?
"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"
umm, yeaaa?
"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"
noo??
"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."
what! i don't get it! keep going!
huh?
"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"
umm, yeaaa?
"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"
noo??
"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."
what! i don't get it! keep going!
by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010
by Joshua Foote June 2, 2008