mongoose

a sexy threesome of like strolls in kent and small dogs named Bengitas

hi there im a mongoose and proud of it! YEAH

by gy6h April 14, 2008

Tana mongoose

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.

Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"

by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 28, 2017

Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Omega mongoose

The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.

She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!

by nhbmaing August 8, 2014

Tana Mongoose

A lesbian youtuber who makes fake story times saying she was almost killed by her uber driver

Omg did u just see Idubbz content cop on tana mongoose shes such a liar?

by AnythingIsPossiblee December 23, 2017

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

Silly Mongoose

Any one who has made a mistake of a silly nature.

noun.

Oh Bri! You're such a silly mongoose!

by Joshua Foote June 2, 2008