A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.
by frank the wank April 28, 2008
One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.
My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"
by wut a cool dude December 23, 2011
The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse
by ChanMan415 September 2, 2008
A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.
by JSlo November 20, 2013
a conceptual meter used to judge the weirdness of an individual. If the individual is extremely weird, the weirdo-meter will be high. Conversely, if a person exhibits minute amounts of weirdness, the meter will have a low reading
So he just came up to you and started talking about the amount of force it would take to break two toothpicks glued together with rubber cement? That guages pretty high on the weirdo-meter
by Bungalow Bill December 6, 2001
by resk March 2, 2005