lumbernugget 

A derogatory word for losers.

Shut up, you lumbernugget

lumbernugget by Chromosonic September 25, 2013

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

Slumbering turtle by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

Lorbering 

Awkwardly wandering around, over-staying your welcome, strutting around the bar, puffing your chest out during casual conversations, emphasizing the last word in every sentence, flexing one's traps or biceps, dating high-school gils and just being a creepy plain fuck.

-I couldn't find any girls drunk enough to talk to me, so I was just lorbering around by myself, creeping.
-Don't be such a lorb, bro!

Lorbering by TrapFlex March 12, 2012

Lundering 

A combination of the words "thundering and lightning." Used because "lightninging" does not make sense.

Bob: Is it raining outside?
Tom: Well, I think that it is lundering outside.

Lundering by thetools March 13, 2011

cumbering 

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

cumbering by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

Numbering 

Replacing letters with numbers that look similar to each other.

Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.

Numbering by Anybody but... February 3, 2014

lumbernaught 

usually used on internet forums, a lumbernaught is a truly manly man: half lumberjack, half astronaught!

shit yeah, he was so amazed that i was a lumbernaught that he hired me right ON THE SPOT.

lumbernaught by Lala92 July 24, 2007