Lorbering 

Awkwardly wandering around, over-staying your welcome, strutting around the bar, puffing your chest out during casual conversations, emphasizing the last word in every sentence, flexing one's traps or biceps, dating high-school gils and just being a creepy plain fuck.

-I couldn't find any girls drunk enough to talk to me, so I was just lorbering around by myself, creeping.
-Don't be such a lorb, bro!

Lorbering by TrapFlex March 12, 2012

Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.

Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"

Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

loafering

To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle

Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.

loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015

Lebbering 

A word to describe someone excessively trying to satisfy his or her girl- or boyfriend with his or her tongue.

Person 1: I can't get that picture out of my head of Michael lebbering his girlfriend!
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.

Lebbering by Jorikito December 9, 2010

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

lorbing 

Lorbing is the act of writing several posts in a row in a forum, in a stream of consciousness, without waiting for responses from other posters.

bob: I just waxed my cat.
bob: Nice day out.
bob: Anyone else see that movie?
joe: Dude, cut it out, you're lorbing again.

lorbing by catharticbliss April 16, 2009