kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.

Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

gorilla kidney

Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"

BG whipped out his GORILLA KIDNEY with pride as it was freshly shorn and smooth as a babies ass!

by Swoop Deville May 31, 2006

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.

by incontinent one September 14, 2013

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.

by AngryPirateVictim February 1, 2016

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj August 4, 2015

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

by thekidneytickler March 2, 2019