sammmmj's definitions

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj September 7, 2015

chinster

a person with MASSIVE CHIN

Spence: "wow look at the size of toms chin"
Duffy: "hey you guys, dont be tight, just cos he's a chinster!"
Tom:"id rather be a chinster than a grape head"

by sammmmj December 2, 2009

Sherbet Pips

yorkshire rhyming slang for the shits(diarrhoea)

instead of saying i have the shits, you say i have the sherbet pips.

can often be shortened to sherbs

Sam: Yo Jimmy you coming out tonight?
Jimmy: Can't man i have a case of the sherbs
Sam: Ah the old sherbet pips! Come out anyway there will be toilets
Jimmy: Ok i'll wear a nappy to be safe

by sammmmj May 22, 2014

scotland

a country

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland.

by sammmmj October 31, 2011