jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

by preppy325 March 7, 2006

Jank

An offensive, derogatory slur for Americans, created by the British back during the American revolution. Since then the term has softened in to the word Yank and Yankee, a far less insulting word sometimes even used as a term of endearment by the British. Jank today is hardly used as a way to insult Americans and has spawned a new meaning, often referring to a useless, worthless, or crappy piece of junk.

'Jank's are so dirty, a white feather would make their outfit look fancy.'

‘This VHS player is totally janked. It won’t even turn on!’

by SatansCute April 24, 2020

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004

jank

Any noun

"Look at the size of his jank."
"Mah baby's jank smells like butterscotch, yo!!!"
"This shit's so funny, I'm 'bout to piss in mah janks."

by David DiMatteo June 30, 2003

Jank

To stick it in her pooper.

I janked her so hard she pooped scabs for weeks!

by Jankeyboys August 13, 2009

jank

(verb)- 1. To jank means to take something that does not belong to you. Usually the offender is sketchy due to a meth binge.

"Don't jank anything from my house while I am gone!"

by Lucky Boy August 5, 2007

jank

(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.

This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.

by The 2-Belo May 8, 2003