PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
by the psi team August 2, 2023
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Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police
Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.
by Rayngel November 6, 2020
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A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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A Discord agency that monitors discord servers that violate TOS and protects communities by warning them of danger. They also protect the discord people and uphold its TOS. Their server link is discord.gg/f4535zbRr9 for assistance.
The Discord Bureau of Investigation busted several people breaking Discord TOS.
by DiscordBureauofInvestigation November 18, 2022
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A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023
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Federal Bureau of Investigation: a governmental agency.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
"FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 26, 2013
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BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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