Me this is me. When you are a kitty and calm. Most people can't stay mad at you. That means you can get away with a lot of stuff.
My friend Bob is so innocent and sweet!
by Judy Ethanal April 17, 2017
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There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.
Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2019
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When committing crimes while black.
Did you see than innocent black man get shot during his robbery? We should do a go fund me for gasoline and matches.
by Lil munchkin June 14, 2020
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A lady working in a condom factory thinking she is making sleeping bags for mice
Oh I just finished such a long shift making sleeping bags for mice, its such a nice brand name Trojan

She is such an innocence person, thinking she is making sleeping bags for mice
by aylabr March 23, 2009
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Someone who posts something stupid while drunk.
For example:

Post 1: "Yunky, why do your farts smell like vaseline?

Post 2: "Oh, sorry, pulled an Innocence."
by Cydel September 13, 2005
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Theres no such thing as innocent people, it sounds too good to be true because it is. There are no innocent people of any race, sex, orientation, or group, everybody has done something human, everybody has made mistakes. There are only people not guilty of crimes they've been accused of, it's not the same thing as innocence, it never was. What protestors dont want to hear is that everybody has it coming, whether it's coming back to you as payback, or whether it's coming to you for somebody or something you got back at somebody else for. There is nobody of any race who doesn't deserve pain, theres really just what extent they need to suffer to. George Floyd didnt deserve to die, that doesn't mean he deserved to live a pain free, trauma free life because he was innocent, it just means he didnt do enough to justify killing him, kind of like many of the Confederate soldiers didnt do enough to get their statues dishonored, since not all of them were involved in the slave trade.
There are no innocent people, and anybody who thinks they dont deserve to suffer is someone I think deserves to suffer as much as everybody else.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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