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hot mess 

really bad trouble; awful mess
We are in a hot mess in Iraq.
hot mess by bearian February 14, 2007

Hot Mess 

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.
Hot Mess by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008

hot mess 

Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.
That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face.

I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).
hot mess by Squad September 22, 2005

Hot mess 

Drunk hot tranny messes of GURRRRRRRRRL at Swarthmore college
Tiffany looked such a hot mess at that party last night
Hot mess by Pink Narcissucs December 15, 2009

hot mess 

A girl who needs some serious help. A broke-ass chick.
That Stephanie be a hot mess all the damn time!
hot mess by Jillilicious September 20, 2008

hot mess 

1) a dramatically serious/complicated situation
2) a person who has a tendency for displaying histrionics and for being involved in serious/complicated situations
3) a person, typically female, who is knowingly sexually provocative in order to get attention

The term apparently derives from a reference to recently defecated feces.
1) That argument they had the other day was more than a blow up, it was a hot mess.
2) Didn't I tell you that Paula Abdul was a hot mess before she jumped ship from American Idle?!
3) Britney Spears--she's just a straight up hot mess.
hot mess by Bencaith September 8, 2009