Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
by Father Jon Marxist September 27, 2020
The Hoobastank is the female genital region and most often refers to two parts. The Hooba refers to the vagina, and the Stank refers to the ass. Combined, they form the Hoobastank
by Hoobastank Man August 3, 2021
by Guenther Guatamala April 15, 2020
by hoobastanked January 25, 2009