Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
by Father Jon Marxist September 27, 2020
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The Hoobastank is the female genital region and most often refers to two parts. The Hooba refers to the vagina, and the Stank refers to the ass. Combined, they form the Hoobastank
Dude! I was at Ashley's house last night and she let me see her Hoobastank!
by Hoobastank Man August 3, 2021
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Hoobastank can refer to something or someone that is going out of control
A guy slid 30feet on black ice before falling on his ass, it was so Hoobastank
by Guenther Guatamala April 15, 2020
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hoodwinked; bamboozled; fooled or criss-crossed
Murphy was hoobastanked when Joey took his phone.
by hoobastanked January 25, 2009
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