Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017
The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
by davecyberd January 7, 2011
A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.
You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!
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by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023
The only GUARANTEE of wealth is rich parents or rich friends. See how that's just a word trick you're trying to pull? It's no different tha. The retard's 'He thinks but he doesn't KNOW' joke. It actually reminds me of a guy who does what you do! A huslte culture motivational speaker? You know what he said? He's said "What I tell my kids is this: Make friends with the richest kids in school and the dean." Why do you think that is? Because the dean is the arbiter of what constitutes "hard work" And the rich kids always have positions waiting for them working for their parents.
Hym "And what happens if I reject the Big 5 personality model as a valid metric? This is kind of a refutation of that anyway. 'I have studies to back up what I'm saying' but so do the transgenders. I mean you've proven yourself to play things fast and loose with your interpretation of things and you show no signs of being of the temperamental persuasion you claim to be. And it's sounds like what you were saying earlier is that conscientiousness only predicts sucess in entrepreneurial enterprises. What makes an actor more likely to be success? Comedian? And I don't think it's that the fundamental Feminine ethos doesn't scale. I think it's that the likelihood that your kids are as competent as YOU is so impossibility low that if everyone was on equal footing they would be looking down on them. You know how Capitalism works and shield your children from it. And then you maintain the Capitalism to insulate them from failure to guarantee an outcome they wouldn't have been able to gain without you. Why? Because the Capitalism excludes people in a broad arbitrary way because promotion is ALWAYS mediated by the successful."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories January 28, 2016