gouch

That bitch tara who stabbed me with a fork in the 8th grade.

GOD DAMNIT GOUCH That really stung.

by escud0 January 29, 2003

Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. September 23, 2008

gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie March 15, 2005

Gouche

A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.

Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode October 14, 2008

Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko May 1, 2008