gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs

"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"

by neros4124 September 14, 2023

Blake Gaston

cutie says “who are yall” when talking about jack verity.

Blake Gaston did not make the basketball team!

by Smyan Das d rider August 31, 2022

Gaston county Tea Cup

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.

Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?

by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023

Mitchell Gaston

An amazingly attractive man.

Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.

I love Mitchell Gaston!

That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.

by iamsonotinlovewithyou December 14, 2010

pulled a gaston

1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)

2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs

1.

Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then

Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston

2.

Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston

by Beauty and the beast 123 February 18, 2021