A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.
(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)
"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"
"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"
by fLexicOnartist February 6, 2008
any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.
by beansandtaters March 1, 2013
1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
by Sonic Reducer August 19, 2011
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A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.
by Bob122222 February 12, 2009
A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 5, 2009
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