(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.

That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.

Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
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The thing you say before you go on a holy crusade to kill demons and the entire Vivzieverse
Person: Watches a female Twitch streamer

Doomguy: boobs are temporary, DOOM is Eternal
by The_DaffyOne February 11, 2021
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when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.
Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
by Joe Bough October 7, 2006
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A code based on an entirely new, made up language. The language is usually known by a single person (the one who made it up). A code of this sort would theoretically take an eternity to crack, thus giving it it's name.
There is no single Eternity Code; anyone could make up their own, though it would take a lot of time because a whole new language would have to be thought out.
Read Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer, as I don't have my own example.
by Dan30 December 31, 2011
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a very unknown melodic death metal band. but they sound really good, if they would be just a bit more known, they would have so many fans. oh, and the have a myspace page too. more info from there:

Frozen Eternity is widely known for their melodic, yet powerful sound. They combine the heavy grinding force of death metal, exceedingly colorful keyboard melodies and biting vocals to create a very illustrious sound.

FE formed back in mid 2005 by two teens, Cody Davis (Vocals/Guitar) and Josh Dummer (Guitar). After a few months of recording, they released a full length album, "Forgotten Past," in 2006. After much success of the album through Myspace and other music related sites, the two founders decided it was time to gather a full line-up of members. That was when Chris Jones (Drums) Paul Jones (Bass) Cody Dale (Keyboards) were all added to the list. They began playing many shows across their home state of Colorado in 2007 and have also recorded and released another CD entitled "Dreams Turned to Ashes."
guy1: omg frozen eternity is so fucking good!

guy2: who the fuck is frozen eternity?
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1. A person who never ceases to give up hope in something they believe.

2. A person who will continue to believe in something or a positive outcome till the end of time.
That James is such an eternal optimist, i have never seen him worried a day of his life.
by D2012 November 5, 2007
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