Wake County

"the 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' "

Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back.

by pissmonger May 15, 2007

county menudo

You can't get the real menudo in county so the homies make it out of water, hot sauce, corn nuts, and chicharones.

Shit, I got a hang-over from the pruno from that party in cell 13. I need some county menudo for the cruda.

by El Squires Drive May 8, 2006

todd county

town in kentucky full of country people and hoes

"Wow, You're really from todd county? i don't know how to feel about you."

by tcky May 30, 2017

Wuria County

"Wuria County right, Is when you enter a certain place, but you have to feel as high as Faisal, you know Faisal my boss from Domino's? Have you ever felt like him? No, cause you haven't been that high. *laughs uncontrollably* If you feel as high as Faisal, you enter Wuria County."

To summarize, Wuria County is a place you experience when you are fucking high.

"Bro, I think I'm opening the gates to Wuria County bro."

by Wuria November 5, 2019

Amador County

County in the heart of the motherlode, but is now infested by rednecks.

Lets go to the gosh durn wal-mart in Amador County.

by amadorcountysucks March 18, 2008

tweeker county

Tweeker county is known as a small county in Minnesota famous for its meth users and puddle sluts. Aka: Meeker county Minnesota.

Damn there are alot of puddle sluts in tweeker county.

by not a meth head February 13, 2014

County Fair

When someone places their hand in the back pocket of their significant others' jeans as they walk beside them. Often seen at county fairs: boyfriends walking around with their hand in the opposite pocket of their girlfriend's pants.

"Did you see the rednecks over there?
"They're all rednecks. You need to be more specific."
"The one where the boy is totally giving the county fair to the girl."

by captain__obvious September 7, 2013