conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker December 19, 2016

Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot October 29, 2007

Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.

They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.

by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020

conference buddies

Someone you have sex with when you see them at a conference.

It was great to bang my conference buddies last week in Vegas! Can’t wait to see my New Orleans conference buddies!

by @BigMac November 21, 2022

conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen June 10, 2011

Ben Confer

Absolute mook.

Shaquifa: Hey do you know Ben Confer.
Me: Yea he’s an absolute mook.

by Anonymous1098765 August 3, 2019