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comebackable by Jordan P April 22, 2008
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Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.
Pimpely faced person: Hey!
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
comeback by e-foshizzle March 14, 2008
Myspace Comeback
Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.
Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006
George Bush comeback
When there is a dispute going on between two people, and one person has such an idiotic comeback that makes NO sense.
"Yeah, that's what your mom said last night!"
"Yeah, that's what she said......"
"Man, that was such a George Bush comeback!"
"Yeah, that's what she said......"
"Man, that was such a George Bush comeback!"
George Bush comeback by Kristi S. July 21, 2007
Academic Comeback
Purposely freeloading for the majority of the semester and in the final weeks somehow get back into the honor roll because your just that guy
Ted: Holy Shit Jim you got all F's its only the second week of school
Jim: Don't worry I'm a master at performing that Academic Comeback
Jim: Don't worry I'm a master at performing that Academic Comeback
Academic Comeback by Naruto's FBI Agent January 25, 2023
comeback city
a metaphorical place, but really state of mind where the most unlikely of comebacks are possible.
used as a sarcastic exclamation when you're losing really badly in a game or competition, and already past the point of a comeback.
used as a sarcastic exclamation when you're losing really badly in a game or competition, and already past the point of a comeback.
comeback city by Inglish October 30, 2007