Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010

Luke coitaled Joel very hard last night then let him be little spoon.

by Virgil Heinz November 11, 2019