by TKE-ON 294-312 December 13, 2005
When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at
by Jim April 13, 2003
When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 2, 2004
An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).
When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
by Mist_SiR February 14, 2008
someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.
"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?"
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
by funnyfunnyfunny February 24, 2010
A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
by blondbarbie22195 January 10, 2013
by jessec63 January 14, 2008