Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(
s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying
like a baby) are rare but in very
high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all
legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston
Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple
Ass"
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dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-
apple-
ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
