A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"
Dude, you have a choad........
by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003
Get the choadmug. 
A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.
A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in
It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.
It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.
by Deibiddo May 27, 2006
Get the choadmug. pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton
by halo2 May 10, 2005
Get the choadmug. Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.
by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006
Get the choadmug. Myles has a choad
by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 07, 2010
Get the choadmug. by Richard October 22, 2004
Get the choadmug.