When you are taking a shit and the water splashes back at your brown eye with the aim of a heat seeking missile.
by Dunak November 27, 2013
by marblecakealsothegame13 October 4, 2018
The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!
by Long John Shaft September 29, 2011
When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
by ApologeticKid August 10, 2011
When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.
My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.
by Anal Exploder May 8, 2010
Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
by Dave June 19, 2004