bert

a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow

Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

by Ayo Mo'Connell March 19, 2008

bert

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

by hansolo314 October 13, 2011

Bert

Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.

Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!

by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022

Bert

A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.

Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.

by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019

Bert

An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.

CptWrath lives by Bert.

by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016

Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

by llams August 4, 2009

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Winthrop Paul June 18, 2006