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Batlord was a Swedish heavy metal band, formed by Quortlon in 1983. They are regarded as pioneers of both black metal and Viking metal. The band is named after the infamous Hungarian countess, Elizabeth Bátlord
"Yo, what album is that? It sounds pretty cool"

"I don't know let me look at the cover, apparently they call themselves Batlord"

"Batlord is pretty sick man"

"yeah"
Batlord by Arvo Part March 1, 2009
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Bayformers 

Name commonly used to refer to Michael Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.
"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
Bayformers by Ed Woody April 25, 2012
A beautiful woman. She likes singing and dancing. Her eyes are a gorgeous shade of purple. But beware, because she can rip you apart psycologically and physically. She WILL get revenge if you've done something to her. She also HATES ice cream ;)
Ballora is one of the most stunning women I have ever seen in my entire life
Ballora by Iry_and_lilly April 30, 2017
A combination name for two people connected at the hip, almost one whole person. In this instance, we are taking the name Ben+Mallory=Ballory.

"There they are again. Ballory needs to live their lives seperately. Is he gay? Are they dating? This whole situation is messed up."
ballory by highly amused5555555 April 29, 2009
parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden
Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon

Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children
bayport by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019

Bayformers 

Michael Bay's new movie, Transformers, is often called "Bayformers". This is because his movies suck so bad, and people coined the phrase to make fun of Bay's upcoming crap-ola fest.
"This film has a lot more going for it so far than the upcoming Bayformers."

"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"
Bayformers by Davo A. February 8, 2007
Noun.

A Batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. It can control all the other bats in it's pack. It uses its call of EEEEEEE to attract mates and other bats for its pack.

They are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.

They are known to get very angry when confronted head on. You should only communicate with them by using their native call of EEEEE.
Jeff is a Batlord. EEEEE

I wonder when the Batlord will be down on the riviera.
Batlord by Jeff Batlord January 15, 2011