asswipe

Pronounced: ass-weep-pay

An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.

Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.

Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.

Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.

Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.

I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
by MarcusNine October 14, 2008
mugGet the asswipemug.

asswipe

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...
Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!
by Bomni February 08, 2005
mugGet the asswipemug.

asswipe

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.
Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)
by drkull October 29, 2012
mugGet the asswipemug.

asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."
by kitznegari November 11, 2006
mugGet the asswipemug.

asswipe

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.
You're an asswipe for making her cry.
by Spanish Exchange 2006 April 10, 2006
mugGet the asswipemug.

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.
I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.
by star8706 February 01, 2003
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asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness
i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!
by nanza63 November 11, 2010
mugGet the asswipemug.