Orlando

by YaBoiG April 22, 2019

Orlandoed

It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.

Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr

Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.

by Terabitten June 16, 2016

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The name, not the city, is the name of the ultra-cool, Mexican-Italian-American family. It is the family that others only dream about marrying into. Being born into it is twice as awesome, but that is a birthright, not an option.

Gimme some Orlando magic.
Why can't I be an Orlando (sigh)?

by HoseB January 24, 2007

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Orlando is a city in Central Florida. It is a urban city. Orlando there is so much crime. and its full of torrist that dont know how to drive and they will run you off of the road. It has a huge Carribean population. Aka (Warlando) you dont want to visit West Orlando *Pinehills just dont walk outside at night and try not to get shot. Disney is not in Orlando it is in Lake Buena Visa/ Kissimee.... and if you need to get around use the 408 or I-4. Go to Daytona Beach not Cocoa Beach.

1. The next trip to Orlando I will need a bulletproof vest .
2. Ohh I went to my favorite Roti and Jerk spot in Pinehills I dont know how I survived.
3. There are so many torrist than dont even know how to talk english.

by Sherman S November 24, 2016

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